8 things you'll never hear a man say

　　Here honey, you use the remote.

　　給，親愛的，你來用遙控器吧。

　　You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

　　你知道，我也愿意再跟她約會，但她的胸部實在太大了!

　　Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

　　哦!安東尼·巴德拉斯和布拉德·皮特?我一定要看那部電影!

　　While I'm up, can I get you anything?

　　我起身的時候，要幫你(順手)拿點兒什么嗎?

　　Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.

　　性不是那么重要，有時候我只想和你擁抱。

　　Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.

　　哦!星期一晚上看什么足球賽啊，我們來看《飛躍情海》吧!(女生超愛的電視連續劇。)

　　Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

　　嘿，你試穿的時候我來幫你拿包包。

　　We never talk anymore.

　　人家再也不跟你說話了啦!